| The return of Fapbet |
[02 Sep 2002|02:40am] |
Fabet was dead for a while. I even forgot to back it up myself, but thank god (AKA: Zooley) for backing it up. I felt the world was being deprived of my wang, so here it is, the original fabet in full.
( Splurtastic! )
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| ungh |
[09 Dec 2001|03:41am] |
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I added an update to the faplog, including fap-stats.
I also added the chatlog explaining the "damn you, five!"
( Damn you! ).
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| Faplog |
[07 Dec 2001|03:57am] |
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i set up a custom window and a bunch of aliases in mirc to write up all the html for the faplog onto my site. it's just as efficient as the lj client and no where near as gay.
MUAHAHAHA! fuck you livejournal! find someone else's ass to fuck! >:D
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| Fap-Prelude: pr0n! wh00t! |
[05 Dec 2001|04:00am] |
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Porn. The most important part of my plans. I'll need porn more than I need water or lotion. I'll probably be surfing porn the whole time on Google and Google image search(parental filter turned off, of course.) If it turns out to be a bad google day, I have a short list* of bookmarks at my disposal.(Five down three to the right was what put me over the top with the left-hander)
Special thanks to cats for her porn collection and thanks in advance to Sunder who said he'd refill his /junk index for thursday.
Now time to practice!
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| Fap-Prelude: Stock up |
[05 Dec 2001|12:39am] |
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If I think of the blonde broad as "just the damn hippy with boobies" it makes everything a lot easier. As long as I try not to make eye contact while walking past her, and pulling my meat, I should be fine.
Tonight, I pull the shit together. Stock up on food, water, lotion and porn. I'll also read up on different spank-techniques, and check out the Fists of Fury message board for inspiration.
Porn hunt starts soon! Feel free to donate some for the cause.
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| Fap-Prelude: Training |
[04 Dec 2001|07:41am] |
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I just pulled one off left-handed for the first time in my life. Go me!
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| faaaaah |
[03 Dec 2001|07:18pm] |
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livejournal sucks a nut. I'm movin' this bitch here.
I'll still post here out of laziness, but also because writing html one-handed is hard as hell. Since LJ craps itself so often I needed a backup.
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| Fap-Prelude: Plan |
[03 Dec 2001|06:36pm] |
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My plan is sort of sketchy at the moment, though I know basically what I'm going to do. Although my sleeping schedule has been erratic lately, I'm going to try for a 10pm start. People rarely bug me that time of night.
The only problem I see with that, is trying to stay hard while my mother shouts at me through my locked door. If worse comes to worse, I may have to picture her naked. I'll probably end up picturing her naked anyway, but that early on, it could be dangerous. I might blow my wad even before I get warmed up.
The next problem is the hippy. He'll probably be watching tv all night. I'm counting on me snapping from lack of coffee, so I'll have no problem just walking past him; dick in hand. He's drug-addled anyway, and might not even notice me rear-admiraling a three hundred pound black guy in a bright green afro-wig. He shouldn't be much of a challenge.
Making coffee one-handed will be an adventure!
Around 6-9am the moms wake up. I may have to get offline and pretend to sleep so they won't interrupt. This may also put my wood in peril, because my room is right next to the bathroom. Hearing them piss and cough up morning lung-butter without visuals just ain't sexy. I'm going to have to rely solely on my porn collection to keep me going.
During the day, my sister has people coming in and out of the house. If I keep my door locked, the chance of one of them bothering me is slim to nil. I will picture them naked as well.
I'll be in #slavelabor the whole time, making random comments and trying to avoid a real conversation at all costs. I can type fast with one hand, but people's stupidity might drive my boner into the ground. I'll have to use /ignore with reckless abandon!
I plan to finish up around 4pm. By then, I'll probably have gone insane and jelly donut myself. I can't wait!
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| Fap-Prelude: Chicken |
[03 Dec 2001|04:14am] |
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I've found poultry products, such as turkey, and to a lesser extent chicken, seems to increase my libido for some odd reason.
I feel a special kinship with Talk Soup's John Henson. God bless you, skunk-boy!
I'll definitely be eating a shitload of bird-meat before the big day.
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| 18 Hours of Fap: The Bet |
[03 Dec 2001|03:36am] |
Last night, about 4am EST., in #slavelabor a bet was set forth: Masturbate for 18 hours straight without cumming.
The rules (set by Aussie and myself) are: I can use what ever I'd like porn-wise, I can use whichever method I choose(Hands, feet, mouth), I may not have anyone else help me, and bathroom breaks when needed(If it's a shit, I can't stop the fapping).
Why am I doing this? Hard work, no pay, eternal glory. Nothing happens if I win or lose. Purely a test of my endurance and will.
I'll start Thursday, December 6, 20001, whenever the hell I happen to wake up.
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| MOONCHILD! |
[07 Jun 2001|04:46pm] |
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*FAP! SPLURT! SLURP!*
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